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Needs Context

Needs Context. There’s an explanation. It gets worse. A torn-paper collage of Tom in his powered wheelchair, his black-eye photo, the Harbour Bridge and linked chains with a Locked Up stamp.

Fully charged.
Poorly supervised.

Weird stories. Silly stories.
The ones that need a group chat.
Find us on X

The footage
doesn’t help
my case.

I shut the Harbour Bridge for 45 minutes.
Jimmy and I have a few things to explain.

The reconstruction, then 15 seconds of actual footage. Jimmy, the police lights and a few unanswered questions. The full story is still to come.

Raw footage Take the full teaser

I took control. The Harbour Bridge had other ideas.

My life needs
a comments section.

Four incidents. Several questions.
The footage raises more questions.

Illustrated Harbour Bridge meme, not a reconstruction of the incident.

Me and Jimmy.
The bridge took 45 minutes off.

One wheelchair. Several police cars. Peak hour.

How much context?

Me and Jimmy. One electric wheelchair. The Harbour Bridge at peak hour.

There was a crash. There were police cars. There was a 45-minute shutdown.

This needs a group chat
Tom’s actual black-eye photo.

I started it.
Then missed the next 10 seconds.

I rammed into him first. Got knocked out. Ten seconds in the shadow realm.

Give context
More evidence (injury photo)Another angle of Tom’s black eye, showing redness in the eye.

Four walls.
Briefly forgot I couldn’t walk.

Suddenly I’m reading the Bible. That also needs context.

Give context No further comment.
(For now.)

Lost my virginity.
Had a supporting cast.

Shout-out to everyone involved.
That sentence also needs context.

Give context

Exhibit A:
Absolutely no defence.

Take the piss. Take a meme.
Caption it. Tag @NeedsContextTom.

I walked into this one. Figuratively.

THE DEPARTMENT OF POOR EXPLANATIONS

Need a worse excuse?

Entirely made up. Terrible legal advice.

Tamper with
the evidence.

My photos. Your terrible explanation.
Make a meme. Make my case worse.

Pick your evidence
33/90 characters
Draft on X

Download first, then attach the image to your X draft. Captions stay in your browser.

Preparing your evidence…

Unofficial explanation. Officially your problem.

Okay. Your turn.

The public wall of “I can explain.”
Tom’s incidents start it. Your stories keep it going.

Tom · founder

I shut down the Harbour Bridge. At peak hour.

Give context

Me and Jimmy. One electric wheelchair. A crash, police cars and a 45-minute Harbour Bridge shutdown. The footage is real. The full explanation is still to come. Tom’s account.

#NeedsContext
Tom · founder

I started it. Then missed the next 10 seconds.

Give context

I rammed into him first. Got knocked out. Ten seconds in the shadow realm.

#NeedsContext
Tom · founder

Four walls. Briefly forgot I couldn’t walk.

Give context

Suddenly I’m reading the Bible. That also needs context.

#NeedsContext
Tom · founder

Lost my virginity at 18. Shout-out to everyone involved.

Give context

A story with a supporting cast. I will be providing context. Eventually.

#NeedsContext

Checking the community wall…

Add your incident

Give context.
Or make it worse.

A weird story. A silly story. Something your mates still bring up.

Write a headline. Add the explanation if you’re feeling brave. No video required.

#NeedsContext

Posting on X? Use the hashtag and tag Tom. To get into this wall, submit your story here.

Draft on X
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Keep private names, addresses and contact details out. You can request removal by emailing Tom.

The plan needs
some context too.

Coin not launched. No official token address yet.

Here’s the plan for creator fees received if Needs Context launches:

75%
Back into Needs Context.The website, memes, videos and community.
25%
The Ibiza filming fund.Five days. All on film. Apparently the bridge footage wasn’t enough.

This is a split of creator fees received, not the token supply, trading volume or holders’ money. The trip isn’t booked. If it doesn’t happen, its unused allocation returns to the project.

What does “back into the project” mean?

A project budget for content, the website and community work. It does not mean automatic buybacks, burns or payments to holders.

The verified token address and DEX Screener link will go here after launch.

The group chat
was inevitable.

The Witnesses is being set up on X.
Follow Tom for the invite. Bring your worst explanation.

Find us on X